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Dear Mack Master Sugar Batter, I'm interested in dating one of my co-workers who's absolutely Gorgeous, but I think he may be mildly retarded and we have nothing in common. Am I being shallow? Signed, Sweet On Simple Dear Sweet On Simple, The fact that the object of your desire is Gorgeous with a capital G is what playing the Game is all about. In your case I would even say that you will not only be honing your macking skills but performing a community service as well; sadly most people fail to keep an open mind when it comes to having a relationship with one who is mentally challenged. I encourage you to be the bigger person and rise above the social prejudice. I would also like to point out that not only would you be providing Gorgeous with a great opportunity, but for yourself as well. Your superior mental capacity will guarantee that you will be the "playa" and not the "played," leaving you free to hit that honey jar when and how you please. In some cases shallow and Good Samaritan are one and the same. -Sugar Batter April 1, 2004 |
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