Mack Master Sugar Batter
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Dear Mack Master Sugar Batter, What if he has no money and no job and hasn't for the past two years? Should I dump him and marry a doctor? -Can't Decide
Dear Can't Decide, Every good ho and even the bad ones know that you don't give the honey until you got the money! I suggest you dump the dud and get a cash stud. Now if you are an old sugar momma, it's a different story. There's nothing wrong with that. Just keep in mind that no true mack under any circumstance gives her money to a man. -Sugar Batter March 23, 2004 |
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Dear Mack Master Sugar Batter, I want a man. But I do not have anything to do during the day and have no way to meet people. So I go to coffee shops hopefully to spot a man. That is my plan. I have yet to see a man at a coffee shop. Why is this? Do men not like coffee? Is my plan destined to fail? Oh whoa is me. Signed, Caffiene Genie
Dear Caffeine Genie, You have nothing to do during the day? What do you do during the night? I imagine you must work as an exotic dancer. Kudos to you! A girl can make some good money in that line of work. Appearing to have nothing to do during the day is your first problem, as you know in your line of work men like to be entertained; not have to entertain, at least not consciously. Of course, any good player knows how to turn that around. You don't actually have to do anything during the day, but for that to work, you'd better be pretty damn fine. Otherwise I suggest being seen with a palm pilot in hand to show that you have a busy schedule. Your next problem is hanging out in coffee shops. Unless you are looking for an old man, ex-hippie or metrosexual, I suggest you steer clear of this environment. You will find nothing but other slackers there. Don't waste your time; start hitting the gym, bars, clubs, athletic events, on-line dating, and you may want to consider slipping your number to some of your cuter customers. Also consider what you want in a man. If you want a tight bod, then places like the gym and college campuses may be the place to meet him. But if you are looking for a self-confident male who can provide you with security, then you might join a local investment club. You have to be on the field to play the game. -Sugar Batter March 14, 2004 |
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Dear Mack Master Sugar Batter, What if everything is perfect? Is that bad? It's weird. There's no unnecessary drama, no awful fights and total trust. What do I do? -?
Dear ?, Him. -Sugar Batter March 9, 2004 |
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