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          Parenthood Exam
          The purpose of the Parenthood Exam is to control the number of abused and neglected children in America by preventing certain people from reproducing.  We've all heard news stories of children who were drowned by their mothers, or thrown in trash dumpsters, or chained inside their basements, or sacrificed for religious cults, or painted like dolls and murdered, or used for sex before puberty, or tortured, all due to neglect or lack of human compassion on the part of the parents or legal guardians.  Until now, there has been no way to prevent these tragedies from occurring.
          While this exam is certainly not foolproof, it will, at least, weed out those unfit potential parents who are too dumb to lie.  AND THAT'S A START!


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          Wheel of Time humor
          Unless you are a fan of The Wheel of Time saga, this will make no sense.  Sorry!



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