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HUMOR at Abbyland
Love Advice from Guest Columnist MACK MASTER SUGER BATTER
Parenthood Exam
The purpose of the Parenthood Exam is to
control the number of abused and neglected children in America by preventing certain people from
reproducing. We've all heard news stories of children who were drowned by
their mothers, or thrown in trash dumpsters, or chained inside their basements,
or sacrificed for religious cults, or painted like dolls and murdered, or used for sex before puberty, or
tortured, all due to neglect or lack of human compassion on the part of the parents or legal guardians.
Until now, there has been no way to prevent these tragedies from occurring.
While this exam is certainly not foolproof,
it will, at least, weed out those unfit potential parents who are too dumb to lie. AND THAT'S A START!
Abby's Rants
A growing collection.
Wheel of Time humor
Unless you are a fan of The Wheel of Time
saga, this will make no sense. Sorry!
Links to sites that make me LOL, LMAO, and ROTF
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This page last updated: April 23, 2005
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Document updated: 22 December 2006 - 01:01:07
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